Of
late, I am growing myself fond of philosophy. And now that I am done with my
first two articles, I am running to this early conclusion that I am fully grown
to be a full time philosopher.
Are talent bhi kuch hota
hai.
When the first female
was born to this world, god sent her with a thousand page instruction manual on
how to handle them with care. But over the centuries, pages of that manual went
missing and now only a few are left to share with humanity. The first page of
that manual says,
''To understand what
goes inside the tiny little head of a girl is to imagine an internet browser
with 2457 tabs open, all at once''
So this week’s article
is about the things said and things which are deep hidden behind the words you
hear. Ever curious to find the real meaning behind a woman’s reply when you say
to them, ‘I love you’. Well in this case, I is you and you is them and them is
that girl. Confused already? You’re about to be soon. Here is a list of those
strange, confusing, intriguing and yet simple replies of a girl to a boy.
1&2. Yes and
No: these replies are the
simplest, yet have duality to each. If a girl says yes, then she means no, and
if says no then she means yes. You see, girls are confused in their basic
thinking and only way they make a guy believe is by confusing him too. These
clear understandable replies come with some consequences, with a hug and a
preferable kiss on the cheek following a yes and a plausible slap to come next
alongside a no. However the extremities of these reactions to follow depends on
the individual chick.
3. Let’s just stay
friends: This line coming from a
girl’s mouth is no short of a Brahmastra or a nuclear weapon which is capable
of single handedly destroying countries like Somalia and Bangladesh. Beings
friends with a girl is like finding yourself standing on a highway. With one
side leading to a place which looks somewhat like hell and the other side
literally feeling like one.
When a girl says this to
any guy, at any point in life, it’s a guy’s dharma to accept his own mistake
whatever the situation maybe. A woman might be many things, including arrogant,
mistimed, ugly and even downright stupid, but she is never-ever wrong. Wise men
always say this, fool are those who try to fight with them even long before
knowing the outcome of the fight.
4. You deserve someone
better: This one is
rhetorical. You deserve someone better in a girl’s language
means go home loser, you don’t deserve me and if for god Christ Jesus
Krishna Hanuman’s sake you try to ask me the reason for it, I guarantee you
will regret it for the rest of your miserable life, you son of an illiterate
mother and a dumb father. This is what four words are equivalent to in
a girl’s dictionary.
Few years ago Bill Gates
was working on an intricate software to convert simple text to what it means in
a woman’s world. No one knows what happened to that software, was it ever made
or not, but a week later bill gates announced his retirement from Microsoft. It
is also rumored from various unreliable sources that the partners of his in
this project went missing too and never made home again.
5. Dead silence: This is the last weapon commonly found in a
woman’s pocket, but highly lethal. A girl’s silence does not mean victory to
you. It just means that you are in a grave danger of adding late before your
good name.
When you ask a question
or say something to a girl, to which she remains silent it means one and only
one thing and no other meaning could ever be pulled or pushed out of it. When
you are able to make a girl silent, that does not mean you are right, it only
counts for something which the girls don’t want to know and boys will never be
able to know. This is probably the biggest life lesson that you will ever
learn, don’t give any advice to a woman. One should only give things to a woman
which she could wear to a party and nothing else, if they want to live happily
ever after.
Pawan sharma has been in
love 27 times with 25 different girls and the last time he said something to a
girl, it ended up in a bomb blast in Iraq (no idea of where it came from or
what that means, if any). So next time when you are about to say something to a
girl, be prepared for the worse scenario and hope for the best possible outcome
and do write back to me about your experience at www.ladkiyo ko kaun shamjh
paya hai.com
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